1. I’m so in love

     
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  4. raindropwalker said: Yay BDSM! Err... I mean *cough* um... >_>; But yeah... Everyone has their kink, but some are kinkier than others. -_-

    Exactly, and while I’m not adverse to MommyDomme/DaddyDom play, it’s just the fact that some people feel the need to take it publicly to its most ridiculous.

    (and yes, I understand that stuff like the OPs is a form of exhibitionism, but still, the fluffy speak made my soul die)

     
  5. polygemsexual:

    Lifealert

     

  6. Sigh… I miss Stone Temple Pilots.

     

  7. d0nn0:

    clestroying:

    barebackinq:

    porkrub:

    barebackinq:

    porkrub:

    barebackinq:

    during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

    No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

    (╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

    Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

    ( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

    wHAT THE FUCK

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    And this is why I’m so hesitant to mention anything BDSM on Tumblr, because I don’t want people to think I’m one of those people.

    (via shortsista)

     
  8. arte-mysia:

    wordcubed:

    thepenguinpress:

    Her mother’s vintage copy of Betty Crocker’s Cookbook—which helped inspire part of Everything I Never Told You.  Celeste will be doing readings through the fall, see where she’s headed next www.celesteng.com/events

    Holy crap, my parents had this exact cock book up until last year. That thing lasted them 40 years!

    My mother still has her Fanny Farmer…and that thing, I believe, was bought by my grandmother on the occasion of my mother moving out…it’s almost fifty years old.

    My gramma had this when I was little, I inherited a while ago, it’s sitting on my book shelf right now.

     

  9. americansavior:

    itsjustsatanthings:

    cumber-bitches:

    caswantsdeansassbutt:

    cumber-bitches:

    cumber-bitches:

    I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

    omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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    In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

    polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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    this week on: britan thinks its special

    Best part, Life Savers were created about 30 years prior to Polos, and they were created here in Ohio.

    (via oyolovesu)

     
  10. yuriloverotaku:

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    Every time I see this I want to scream “JUST ROLL OVER, SHE’S RIGHT THERE!!”

    Then I remember this is Madoka and Homura… Creation’s punching bags.