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GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY

THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND

BUT ACCEPT THE BODY

maybe lesbians idk

Scissoring + vodka = ladybabies. It’s how we create new dyklings and procreate as a species.

All joking aside, “scissor” (and its variations) is a colloquialism for tribadism. The joke of scissors = lesbeans kinda works, because a half-decent orgasm will definitely defeat brains, every damn time.

tickly-thetrollydwarf:

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an-intelligent-psychopath:

imasupermuteant:

bleeznuggets:

ladypoetess:

I’m really unsure if this is incredibly impressive, incredibly creepy, or both.


Probably both.

Whoa. 

This is one of my favorite short films of all time and it is one of my favorite themes and I genuinely can’t express how affecting this is.

this gave me ever shiver known to man

watch this it is incredible

holy shit

It’s back and now I’m crying ;-;

Oh god…. why did I watch this again? Through the whole thing, I feel like I’m being strangled, it gets impossible to breathe, then when screams that she doesn’t want to die, I just do that wretched sobbing.

What bothers me is how casual Quantic Dream’s David Cage says, “Oh, this is just a rendering demo, just to show what the PS3 can do in real time.”. No, what this is the embodiment of playing with people’s hearts.

mutationivori: vanshira: kayzig: funismajin: serza5: jacobtheloofah: shslpeixes: kankriships: metallikato: panicsheep: I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse …I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit. god fucking damn it i’m will graham I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET I’m a friggin bond salesman thanks a bunch nick carraway :P Is it weird to say i’m a villain - Salaryman stuck in a dystopic bureaucracy …unless my memory is mistaken, I am Iron Man. “Who am I?…Who am I? I’m Jean Valjean!” So I will spend the rest of my natural life on the run from an overzealous law enforcement officer over one loaf of bread. One loaf of stinkin’ bread. I am the Postmaster of Ankh-Morpork. Fear me. -.- I’m piloting a giant armored Angel/alien Rebuild of Evangelion 3.33
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mutationivori:

vanshira:

kayzig:

funismajin:

serza5:

jacobtheloofah:

shslpeixes:

kankriships:

metallikato:

panicsheep:

I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

god fucking damn it i’m will graham

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO

MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET

I’m a friggin bond salesman

thanks a bunch nick carraway :P

Is it weird to say i’m a villain -

Salaryman stuck in a dystopic bureaucracy

…unless my memory is mistaken, I am Iron Man.

“Who am I?…Who am I? I’m Jean Valjean!”

So I will spend the rest of my natural life on the run from an overzealous law enforcement officer over one loaf of bread. One loaf of stinkin’ bread.

I am the Postmaster of Ankh-Morpork. Fear me.

-.- I’m piloting a giant armored Angel/alien Rebuild of Evangelion 3.33

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Soooo… I decided to draw my Kirin, Song, again. Then I kinda realized, after all this time, trying to create a story around her, I already had one that she’d fit into. And she finally has a name; Abashi Setsuko. She is a vat grown person (derogatorily referred to as; Pooka), VGP’s were originally created by combining human and animal DNA, to create an expendable workforce/military by industrialized nations. Unfortunately over time, these corporations realized they would make even more money on the private market, and arose “comfort Pooka”. The good thing, people rose up and demanded these people to be freed. Sadly the Hybrids (as they come to call themselves) were originally engineered to be sterile, but nature finds a way, as about 20% of early generation Hybrids were able to reproduce. Other Hybrids who wanted offspring would be able to have non-sterilized children grown from their DNA. To some people’s surprise, while amazingly rare (about 1 in 400,000), non-sterile Hybrids and humans have had children together. Satsuko is what is called a “Vanity Pooka”, as her mother grew older, she wanted a companion, and used her own DNA as a donor to create a daughter. Mythic-type Hybrids were originally created just as living sales brochures, now they only seem to exist as high end vanity offspring. She lives with her “mother”, on the satellite colony Joukai (official name Abashi-Wyatt LP5A1 Permanent Orbital Colony) who insists she lives a traditional Japanese life. Satsuko tends to be a bit stand-offish around others, she is also formal in speech and manners, which sets her out of place at The Academy. (More on The Academy later) At this point, she’s about 15-16, her skin is going to be a shimmery silver, and the texture will be, fine, soft scales similar to certain kinds of salamanders. Her body temperature is generally higher than average (around 99.8°F), yet her heart rate tends to be a bit slower. I haven’t decided yet if she has fetlocks or if she is tri or tetradactyl.
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Soooo… I decided to draw my Kirin, Song, again. Then I kinda realized, after all this time, trying to create a story around her, I already had one that she’d fit into. And she finally has a name; Abashi Setsuko.

She is a vat grown person (derogatorily referred to as; Pooka), VGP’s were originally created by combining human and animal DNA, to create an expendable workforce/military by industrialized nations. Unfortunately over time, these corporations realized they would make even more money on the private market, and arose “comfort Pooka”. The good thing, people rose up and demanded these people to be freed. Sadly the Hybrids (as they come to call themselves) were originally engineered to be sterile, but nature finds a way, as about 20% of early generation Hybrids were able to reproduce. Other Hybrids who wanted offspring would be able to have non-sterilized children grown from their DNA. To some people’s surprise, while amazingly rare (about 1 in 400,000), non-sterile Hybrids and humans have had children together.

Satsuko is what is called a “Vanity Pooka”, as her mother grew older, she wanted a companion, and used her own DNA as a donor to create a daughter. Mythic-type Hybrids were originally created just as living sales brochures, now they only seem to exist as high end vanity offspring. She lives with her “mother”, on the satellite colony Joukai (official name Abashi-Wyatt LP5A1 Permanent Orbital Colony) who insists she lives a traditional Japanese life. Satsuko tends to be a bit stand-offish around others, she is also formal in speech and manners, which sets her out of place at The Academy. (More on The Academy later)

At this point, she’s about 15-16, her skin is going to be a shimmery silver, and the texture will be, fine, soft scales similar to certain kinds of salamanders. Her body temperature is generally higher than average (around 99.8°F), yet her heart rate tends to be a bit slower. I haven’t decided yet if she has fetlocks or if she is tri or tetradactyl.

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